im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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