Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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