Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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