is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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