Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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