Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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