I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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