I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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