Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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