Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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