dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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