Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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