im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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