This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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