He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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