Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
Basic items
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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