Rock
Scissors
Fuck
Non-Jews are for practice
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
