Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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