East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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