I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
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