We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I'm really busy with my period
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