why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I am mentally ready for anal.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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