it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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