question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
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