yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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