we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
smell my finger.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
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