she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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