i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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