Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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