his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
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