i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize