I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
if only i could text you this smell
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Is Oprah even human
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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