I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
We are two peas in an std pod
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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