The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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