He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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