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my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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