absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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