OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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