His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
