im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She announced her abortion via fbk
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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