lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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