I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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