Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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