so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Randomize
