So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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