North Korea, Best Korea!
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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