Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
