I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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