So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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