idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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