I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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